if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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