Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Omg I joined a choir last night...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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