im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You need a sexual gate keeper
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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