you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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