Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
We named our party play list daddy issues
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Randomize
