I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
zippers are such a cool invention
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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