He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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