I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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