Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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