it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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