Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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