Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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