return my video game
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
