Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I looked at my own cervix.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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