He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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