he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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