her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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