Plan B is the new Plan A
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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