He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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