How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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