Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Don't make out with my wife yet
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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