so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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