are you still at the devil's house?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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