i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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