it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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