I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
