he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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