she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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