hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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