it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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