Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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