Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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