Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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