He kissed a someone with a penis
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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