i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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