Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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