I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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