Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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