i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
did you get engaged???
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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