I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
