Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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