Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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