Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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