Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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