So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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