So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Just pee around me
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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