We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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