Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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