Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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