just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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