she was so not down for the gang bang
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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