the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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