You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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