If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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