Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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