why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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