matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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